There's something about mother-in-laws!

There's something about mother-in-laws that chill you to the bone...!

Could it be their evil genius? Or their reprimanding tone?

Are they fire breathing dragons in mortal cloaked disguise?

Hiding their most devious plans behind their best framed lies?

Do they wait for night to fall before they look into our brains....

And as we sleep, then read our thoughts and our intimate dreams?

Is there a curse upon them that turns them into ghouls?

Or is it just their nature to be oh-so-mean and foul?

Was it some walking phantom that cast on them a spell...

To turn upon their D-I-Ls and make their lives true hell?

Or it could be a sickness that spreads through nerve and bone,

That leaves them in a temper, and turns their hearts to stone!

Whatever be the reason, for this malicious breed....

D-I-Ls all over the world....lend your ear, take heed!

Watch and wait and listen, but do not speak a word...

Your hubby's heart is in your hands to turn from milk to curd!